Christmas is one of the most celebrated times of the year,
and no one celebrates bigger than Banker Dave.
Living such a lavish life, does of course,
requires a high amount of cash on hand to do so.

To make sure Banker Dave has enough funds to celebrate the holidays,
First National Bank of Dave has created a new savings account option
for all the financial pay piggies out in the world.
FNBD CHRI$TMA$ CLUB
"Feliz Financial Fuckery"
Customers who choose this option with their new accounts will be required to make weekly deposits of no less than $10.00.
Any customer missing a weekly deposit will incur an additional $20.00 late payment fee.

FNBD Christmas Club Accounts are interest bearing accounts.
The current interest rate on these accounts is 49.69% APR compounded monthly (3.4188%)

OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT TODAY with an initial deposits of no less than $20.00.