|The Banker Dave Worship Temple is NOW OPEN.
Within the temple, you will find Banker Dave's
altar, where you will be able to worship at your
leisure. Also, you can find the confessional, where
you can divulge you most deepest and darkest
secrets. In addition to these most excellent and
superior areas of the temple, there is an area for
discipline as well as an area for sacrifice.
|There is nothing more in the world that I'd rather
not do... then go to the grocery store every week.
Despite the fact that I hate grocery shopping... I do
take my shopping, like everything else in life... very
Since you, my loyal submissives, are not here to do
my grocery shopping for me... you can at least do
your part by picking up the tab.
|FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DAVE
|Christmas is one of the most celebrated times of
the year, and no one celebrates bigger than Banker
Dave. Living such a lavish life, does of course,
requires a high amount of cash on hand to do so.
To make sure Banker Dave has enough funds to
celebrate the holidays, First National Bank of Dave
has created a new savings account option for all
the financial pay piggies out in the world.
|WELCOME TO THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DAVE
YOUR BEST AND ONLY CHOICE FOR FINANCIAL DOMINATION EXPERTISE
|BANKER DAVE'S GROCERY SHOPPING TASKS
|BANKER DAVE'S TRAINING INSTITUTE
|FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DAVE CHRISTMAS CLUB ACCOUNTS
|NEW FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DAVE SECURED CREDIT CARDS
|A secured credit card requires the card holder to
deposit a certain amount of money in order to
secure a credit line. If you have had trouble getting
approved for an unsecured card, this type of card
may be right for you. Unlike prepaid cards, the First
National Bank of Dave secured credit cards get
placed right into Banker Dave's wallet for his own
|It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Especially
for a piggy... Would you be mine? You could be
mine! Banker Dave's neighborhood is now seeking
new real estate tenants in his lavish neighborhood!
Prime real estate for all you dirty little fuckers out
there! Move in today and start paying Banker Dave
monthly rent for the privilege of living in his virtual
world. Banker Dave's neighborhood residents will
have special opportunities not available to the
general public. Pick out your new place NOW!
|MR. BANKER'S NEIGHBORHOOD
|STOCK MARKET INVESTMENTS
|One of my all time favorite investment vehicles are
publicly traded stocks. While playing the stock
market may not be a option for most people, for
me, it represents one of the best means of financial
security and saving for my future.
With your trading account, you will be purchasing
stocks readily purchased for my own account.
Open your Investment Account TODAY!
|Banker Dave deserves only the best in life. With
such a hectic lifestyle, making it to the stores to
pick up the things I want and need can be a difficult
Since subs aren't always readily available to do
shopping in person, the next best thing is having
you pick up the tab online and have the most
important items delivered directly to him.
|AMAZON WISH LISTS
|Do you often find yourself jacking off multiple times
everyday? Does the sight of my pictures make you
want to whip it out right now, and stroke your
pathetic cock until you muster up a wimpy load?
This banking service will force you to gain some
self restraint that you desperately need, making
you a much better man than you currently could
ever possibly achieve on your own!
|It's that time of year when the weather gets harsher
and so does the financial domination...
This game will give you the chance to hand over
your hard earned cash and make sure Banker
Dave has a happy holiday!
|WINNER TIME CASH
|CASH IS KING
|In this world, CASH IS KING! The best is the guy
with the most in all walks of life. This new game
will let your financial pay pigs have the opportunity
to show everyone exactly who is the best in this
world of Financial Domination.
Each attempt will cost you as little as $5.00, but as
much as $200.00... so choose wisely!